If you haven’t read my previous list highlighting 11 reasons why Patrick Star is a shit friend to Spongebob, then what are you doing? Click here to read the first post. 

 

If you read the previous list, then I can only conclude that you were thoroughly amused by the first post, and you’re eager to read this second one. Or maybe you’re just bored lol; either way, I’m glad I peaked your interest. 

 

I won’t keep you waiting any longer…here are 11 more reasons why Patrick is a horrible friend to SpongeBob:

 

1. 1. In episode “Rock Bottom”, Spongebob and Patrick took the wrong bus home, and they found themselves stuck in a town called Rock Bottom. When the bus they needed to take home came, Patrick ditched SpongeBob and told him the bus was there from the window as it was driving away (S1, Ep.17). As if SpongeBob could magically transport onto the bus .

2. 2. In episode “I’m with Stupid”, Patrick persuaded SpongeBob to act like an idiot when his parents came to visit, so he could seem smart in comparison, but he took that shit too far (S2, Ep.17). Patrick must’ve forgotten that he’s the stupid star.

3. 3. In episode “Big Pink Loser”, Patrick was so obsessed with gaining an award, so he wouldn’t regard himself as a loser, that Patrick annoyed Spongebob by copying him all day (S2, Ep. 3). Like can he chill out with all that.

4. 4. In episode “Nature Pants”, Patrick tried to kidnap SpongeBob when Spongebob decided to give up his life to be a jellyfish (S1, Ep.9). It’s giving…”If I can’t have you, nobody can”.

5. 5. In episode “Have You Seen This Snail?”, Gary, Spongebob’s pet snail, ran away. So, what does Patrick do…he scolds Spongebob for being a neglectful pet owner and driving Gary away, which made Spongebob feel worse (S4, Ep.3). That’s not what ride or die friends do.

6. 6. Also in episode “Have You Seen This Snail?”, while Spongebob and Patrick were looking for Gary, Patrick saw Gary, and he didn’t say anything to SpongeBob (S4, Ep.3). Short-term memory loss, dumbness, or deviousness.

7. 7. In episode “Rule of Dumb”, When Patrick finds out he’s a descendant of royalty, he treats SpongeBob like a common peasant and servant. (S4, Ep.17) He changed up when he came up, smh.

8. 8. In episode “The Fry Cook Games”, Patrick took it upon himself to get a job at the Chum Bucket just to compete against Spongebob in the fry cook games (S2, Ep.19). Like what’s your problem bro?

9. 9. In episode “Sailor Mouth”, While Spongebob and Patrick were playing a board game, Spongebob said a curse word in frustration, and Patrick was quick to tattle on him to Mr. Krabs (S2, Ep.18). Like bro, shut up!

10. 10. In episode “Grandma’s Kisses”, Spongebob gets teased by people at work for getting kisses from his grandma, so Spongebob asks Patrick to help him convince his grandma to treat him like a grown up, but instead of helping, Patrick allows Spongebob’s grandma to baby him, making Soongebob jealous (S2, Ep. 6). Patrick never sticks to the plan.

11. 11. In episode “Sing a Song of Patrick”, Patrick took Spongebob’s comic book money to fund his shitty ass song that was blasted on the radio causing public discomfort and chaos (S5, Ep.9). A waste of money on some bullshit.

 

I truly enjoy creating lists like this, and I am curious to hear if any of you have discovered even more reasons why Patrick is a horrible friend to Spongebob. If you have, I’d love to hear them, so please leave a comment below!

 

My name is Janyce-Monique and this is Simply Doin’ the Most. Thank you for reading and remember NEVER TRUST A PATRICK STAR!